If I had a penny for every time someone asks me “Where’s a really lovely hotel… but cheap” I’d be able to stay in lovely hotels all the time and, believe me, they’re never cheap. True quality is rarely affordable. So imagine, dear reader, my giddy excitement to discover a product that is absolutely amazing and – whisper it – inexpensive. Whisper? Hell no, give me a roof top I can shout it from. Finally, I’ve found something that’s organic, natural skincare that makes my complexion glow and doesn’t turn my bank balance red.

Lumos Three is an exfoliating mask that contains only pure biofermented pumpkin enzyme. I don’t know how they ferment it, but really who cares if they stuff a pumpkin up a cow’s backside to make it – it works and it only costs £39. How? Well, pumpkin enzyme is the new hero ingredient of the anti-ageing armoury. It is packed full of Vitamin A (which stimulates collagen production) and has plenty of skin-boosting Vitamin C and beta carotene too. It has definitely made my complexion smoother and fresher looking since I’ve been testing it. And, apparently, it counteracts acne in teenagers and fades liver spots for their grannies. It probably plumps up the cushions and makes you a cup of tea too. Happy days.